Tag: hatred

I really hate pennies. Let me count the reasons:

• They cost more to make than they are worth
• I get them with nearly every purchase I make, causing my pocket to jingle more than it should.
• They doubled my amount of loose change.
• Pennies Are “Bacteria-Ridden Disks Of Suck”

Here, look at my pile of spare change that I’ve collected from the last few years:

Just look at it. Half of that pile is pennies! The pile of pennies is worth what, $5? $10? The pile of nickels and dimes on the other side is probably 7 or 8 times that. I seriously think that if I take that many pennies into a bank to deposit that the security guards will shoot me just on general principle. Can’t say I’d blame them.